Or are they chopping boards? https://t.co/6YJZBEShma
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Another couple of cheesboards just gone....
Another couple of cheesboards just gone. Check them out via our eBay listing https://t.co/YDnbZqHWdA https://t.co/Ht6P9RnwML
To the customer from Scotland who left a...
To the customer from Scotland who left a message on our office answering machine, we’d love to call you back…
New followers! Hello! Rejoice in this lo...
New followers! Hello! Rejoice in this lovely weather and sack off that working crap. Let’s all go down the pub….
Another in our series of extremely spora...
Another in our series of extremely sporadic tweets, saw what a customer had done with some cills today. Impressed! https://t.co/Et6dTx31FN
The house had been badly damaged in the ...
The house had been badly damaged in the flooding but allowed the clients to completely rethink their living room… https://t.co/YBrGWr6TpI
Always nice when customers send you emai...
Always nice when customers send you emails of the finished job! Here’s a hearth we supplied for a job in…
Everybody likes a good worktop, so why n...
Everybody likes a good worktop, so why not in slate? https://t.co/l3mKR0WTri
and because we really don't things too s...
and because we really don’t things too seriously, here’s Ribble Valley Dog with a cheeseboard. #inspired https://t.co/yZRdFHTBhx
In the latest of our extremely random tw...
In the latest of our extremely random tweets (i.e. once every 3 months)…Cheese. Boards. You’re welcome https://t.co/lISgjL4POw
But just look at it, will you? Anyway, I...
But just look at it, will you? Anyway, I’m out of here. Gym time…. https://t.co/4yZV1t44kQ
Okay, okay, I know I'm boring you now, b...
Okay, okay, I know I’m boring you now, but just a couple more, I promise…. https://t.co/lp29Mk23sD
This hearth was a real highlight for us ...
This hearth was a real highlight for us to supply, the attention to detail taken by our stonemason is awesome……
And this is how we packaged up the extra...
And this is how we packaged up the extra piece…. https://t.co/YSvRpvBxe1
He needed an extra piece to finish it an...
He needed an extra piece to finish it and it’s been despatched today. Can’t wait to see the final pics!…
Customer's koi carp pond should be finis...
Customer’s koi carp pond should be finished for Christmas… https://t.co/gthhtEa2yI
Been too busy to tweet! Every man, his d...
Been too busy to tweet! Every man, his dog, his budgie and his budgies friend have wanted a piece of…
He managed to make this for us from our ...
He managed to make this for us from our “back of a fag packet” instructions before….. https://t.co/F1sh5L7UQu
Here's our techical instructions to our ...
Here’s our techical instructions to our stonemason. He laughed when he saw them. He’s laughing with us, right? https://t.co/w2X3mzDndg
Some large pieces selected ready for cut...
Some large pieces selected ready for cutting, honing polishing and other words ending in “ing”….. https://t.co/OlGMiNquWx
Just packed up a couple of 20 metre long...
Just packed up a couple of 20 metre long window cills to ship to Ireland….. https://t.co/CylaVd39CR
Bored. Added an new listing on eBay. Enj...
Bored. Added an new listing on eBay. Enjoy…. https://t.co/rptrS9Dky9
Gold lettering? Or silver? Or White? ...
Gold lettering? Or silver? Or White? https://t.co/1YeKRNswkP
Attention to detail is the key for a hig...
Attention to detail is the key for a high quality slate house sign. And from just £12 WITHOUT compromises https://t.co/iyT9mXYCGC
Listed our signs on eBay. Yes, too many ...
Listed our signs on eBay. Yes, too many words https://t.co/y3f6oNV9ed
Here's a pic of a slate sign. We're goin...
Here’s a pic of a slate sign. We’re going to sell shitloads of these between now and Xmas. No, really.…
Some of our green capped slate ridges on...
Some of our green capped slate ridges on a Vermont green slate roof. Slate from the USA and ridges from…
A fun hour or so updating our eBay listi...
A fun hour or so updating our eBay listings. Too much coffee may have impaired my judgement and led to…
Natural slate ridges and a Hip Stop End ...
Natural slate ridges and a Hip Stop End on a dry fix solution #boringtweet http://t.co/O01yWFnZud
Slate copings now in place on a project ...
Slate copings now in place on a project in Shropshire…. http://t.co/bxSGuJ19bk
Delighted to be asked to donate slates f...
Delighted to be asked to donate slates for a kids project at a local school yesterday. If we can just…
Just realised I invented a new word earl...
Just realised I invented a new word earlier “equiry”. It’s like an enquiry but this one arrrives electronically. No? I’ll…
Ask for you free, no obligation sample w...
Ask for you free, no obligation sample with any equiry from our range of natural slate flooring & cills #dontripcustomersoff
So, 30mm thick slate in floorboard sized...
So, 30mm thick slate in floorboard sized shapes, too much? A customer wants it, we’re sorting it!
Ha! Just found out which local watering ...
Ha! Just found out which local watering hole these were going in! #trendybar
Hand selecting slate for a valued custom...
Hand selecting slate for a valued customer. Clearly we do that for ALL our customers. (if you ask nicely). http://t.co/bYchdAeKxq
Fingers crossed we'll be supplying some ...
Fingers crossed we’ll be supplying some 135 degree green capped slate ridges to this roof soon! #hateclimbingladders http://t.co/FLs6zcdogn
Two more cills being collected tonight. ...
Two more cills being collected tonight. Yes, tonight. 8pm. #openallhours #arkwrights http://t.co/vCbvYeNVy1
Loads more cills now in stock. Or are th...
Loads more cills now in stock. Or are they wall copings? Or potential hearths? Or steps. I don’t know…. http://t.co/lcyfoqBs93
And here's a hearth back we had cut spec...
And here’s a hearth back we had cut specially for “Jenni” who collected it yesterday. Yes, yesterday, that’s Sunday. http://t.co/iMWyxykDuk
And I quote: "We are made up and really ...
And I quote: “We are made up and really do appreciate your professional commitment & attitude to the job –…
Another happy customer! Thanks to Claire...
Another happy customer! Thanks to Claire from Whalley for her kind comments and the pics! http://t.co/d6V5VmUqfI
To do some work or to watch the first ho...
To do some work or to watch the first hour of the Test Match. That, is the question….
We now have just one remaining 1.2 metre...
We now have just one remaining 1.2 metre long cill, £42 and it’s yours. Oh, sorry, it’s 300mm wide and…
Customer decides he needs a 1.5 metre lo...
Customer decides he needs a 1.5 metre long cill instead of a 1.2? Not a problem! And we deliver!
Customer just made an appointment to che...
Customer just made an appointment to check out our stock with a view to ordering a custom made slate hearth.…
We keep seeing missing wall copings. Sto...
We keep seeing missing wall copings. Stone can be an expensive replacement, have you considered slate? http://t.co/H27rUL5v4n
Yorkshire well and truly helping RVS thi...
Yorkshire well and truly helping RVS this week as another order comes in for some slate steps and a possible…
Nice little order for slate ridges this ...
Nice little order for slate ridges this morning for a job in Yorkshire. New customer too. Maybe coming back to…
Time to revisit the @ribbballeyslate acc...
Time to revisit the @ribbballeyslate account once more. 185 followers! #whoarethesepeople?
I'll probably deliver it, if it's local ...
I’ll probably deliver it, if it’s local enough. Ask me nicely.
Retail value of over £100 of slate being...
Retail value of over £100 of slate being given away. Lunacy, but hey, I’m bored.
But we need that last tweet and this mes...
But we need that last tweet and this message retweeted 100 times and one of them gets it. But, you’ve…
How big is the average bathroom? Well, w...
How big is the average bathroom? Well, we’ve got 3.5 square metres of 300x300mm slate flooring to give away. For…
Just had a customer come all the way fro...
Just had a customer come all the way from Solihull for a slate window cill! We must be doing something…
The eclipse was so spooky, even the dog ...
The eclipse was so spooky, even the dog was quiet. Oh wait, he was asleep. http://t.co/OL55Muj6ZD
What a day. Knackered. Have decided not ...
What a day. Knackered. Have decided not to insert a slate window cill into an orifice of a Brazilian today.…
Please help us find a home for this love...
Please help us find a home for this lovely clean slate window cill. £30. No, really. http://t.co/8Dh6O3ZP7c
There you go, faith in human spirit is r...
There you go, faith in human spirit is restored as a customer calls to say he traveling from North Wales…
But in the meantime we will continue to ...
But in the meantime we will continue to sell unsoiled ones, along with our 2 metre long stock, to the…
Today we are giving serious consideratio...
Today we are giving serious consideration to shoving a 1.2 metre long slate window cill into an orifice of our…
another couple of slate cills just gone ...
another couple of slate cills just gone ordered. Somebody traveling all the way from sunny Sheffield to collect them tomorrow.…
In other news, this was today's lunch. C...
In other news, this was today’s lunch. Can you guess what it once was? http://t.co/i4CmV4155h
These cills measure 1000 x 400 x 25mm an...
These cills measure 1000 x 400 x 25mm and are just £23 each but shhh, don’t tell everybody or they’ll…
Rocky gives the camera his best cheesy g...
Rocky gives the camera his best cheesy grin as he poses next to a couple of gorgeous slate cills. http://t.co/4aHpSXywBb
A dog. A log burner. And a piece of slat...
A dog. A log burner. And a piece of slate from Ribble Valley Slate. What more could you ask for?…
Specially cut slate for a hearth. Was ve...
Specially cut slate for a hearth. Was very heavy. http://t.co/mhYSxP6YYX
Words of wisdom: 2 metre long slate wind...
Words of wisdom: 2 metre long slate window cills. Don’t drop ’em on your foot. That is all.
Bristol docks, some crates of slate, new...
Bristol docks, some crates of slate, new pair of Ray Bans and too many chins. #chinnage http://t.co/cmO0NRhmDG
Today....we shall be hammering the mails...
Today….we shall be hammering the mailshots again. #morecoffeeneeded
Green slate ridges, the perfect accompan...
Green slate ridges, the perfect accompaniment for a Westmorland or Vermont roof. Labrador not included. http://t.co/aMDPCzk6F6
Need a number not a name? Something like...
Need a number not a name? Something like this for around £30…. http://t.co/snNO7A3ko6
House signs? Why not. For around £60 we ...
House signs? Why not. For around £60 we can supply you with something like these beauties… http://t.co/TghLbgVgAM
Model not included. Unless you buy him a...
Model not included. Unless you buy him a drink first. http://t.co/6WkeOUEeRj
Our last few remaining Slate Benches hav...
Our last few remaining Slate Benches have just gone on eBay. Please form an orderly queue…..http://t.co/pXKA3C5hed
but we might do a special deal for one o...
but we might do a special deal for one of Twitter followers?