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Ribble Valley Slate - (Whalley address i...
Ribble Valley Slate – (Whalley address is our registered office only, not a yard or showroom) on #Google https://t.co/MGDt5HMfNa
Okay, first tweet in sometime, sorry. Ta...
Okay, first tweet in sometime, sorry. Take this with you this week….”You don’t control what happens, you control how you…
It's a pentagon shaped slate hearth. Wit...
It’s a pentagon shaped slate hearth. With a hole in it. For reasons unknown. https://t.co/U5rYg0AmVD
About time we shared some new(ish) pics ...
About time we shared some new(ish) pics of recent hearths we’ve made I know, zzzzz, but give us a look…
Now with considerably less mistakes, bec...
Now with considerably less mistakes, because I’ve actually read it properly, rather than saying, “it’ll be right”: https://t.co/ytzzbfGfIm Your re-tweets…
Told Rocky how excited I was about the n...
Told Rocky how excited I was about the new website https://t.co/ytzzbfGfIm going live. He was suitably underwhelmed…. https://t.co/tyL6lVdALi
New website went live this week! Yes, I...
New website went live this week! https://t.co/ytzzbfGfIm Yes, I know there’s a load of typos and dodgy grammar/missing words, give…
Happy-go-lucky: Ribble Valley officially...
Happy-go-lucky: Ribble Valley officially named UK’s happiest place https://t.co/SlyoNHELz7
Wetter than an otters pocket... ...
Wetter than an otters pocket… https://t.co/18L3OG6tXJ
I've #justsponsored Neil Purcell, who's ...
I’ve #justsponsored Neil Purcell, who’s fundraising for Cancer Research UK on @JustGiving. Donate now https://t.co/LhVSt8m1t5
Thinking about some outdoor paving this ...
Thinking about some outdoor paving this year? We’ve got this fabulous 900 x 600 x 12mm natural slate flooring in…
Burnright takes action over fake news | ...
Burnright takes action over fake news | Burnright https://t.co/Jt1SaUWvqK
Four. Day. Week. Happy Monday....
Four. Day. Week. Happy Monday.
Once more I'm being easily distracted......
Once more I’m being easily distracted…. https://t.co/UxFcEkZWYy
Wetter than an otters pocket....
Wetter than an otters pocket.
Going to be a right barrel of laughs out...
Going to be a right barrel of laughs out there today. Duvet anybody?
Here's the latest couple of photos from ...
Here’s the latest couple of photos from our regular “photos from our shabby yard” series, this time featuring a cup…
In the trade, this tyre is known as f......
In the trade, this tyre is known as f….lippin done. https://t.co/x2lYGtdpnb
So....a customer replies to your quote w...
So….a customer replies to your quote with “Xx” at the bottom. Do you: A. Assume it was meant for a…
Better. ...
Better. https://t.co/ZPi1ibAu1q
Twitter say: "What's happening?" I say a...
Twitter say: “What’s happening?” I say a Force 10 hangover from hell and I now realise I can no longer…
Determined to pull a POETS day today. Wh...
Determined to pull a POETS day today. Who is with me?
Quality job from customer Andrew. Yes, t...
Quality job from customer Andrew. Yes, that’s one of our slates! https://t.co/ES5rHggK1g
I likened our yard to a customer yesterd...
I likened our yard to a customer yesterday as being akin to “Steptoes”. I got a blank look…. #childofthe60s https://t.co/shDs43pmds
Here's today's freshly sealed hearth. Ye...
Here’s today’s freshly sealed hearth. Yes, it’s another hearth, once again photographed in our salubrious yard surroundings. I know, you’re…
Got a bit of a "boundaries" issue with m...
Got a bit of a “boundaries” issue with my colleague this morning…. https://t.co/4fAVdXy0tt
Here's another couple of custom hearths ...
Here’s another couple of custom hearths we finished sealing yesterday. Yes, we know the quality of the photo and setting…
Stunning piece of 30mm thick graphite sl...
Stunning piece of 30mm thick graphite slate custom cut to our customers specification. Slightly biased but I reckon it’s a…
Many thanks to all who liked our page & ...
Many thanks to all who liked our page & post last week, especially all those I shamelessly begged for help!…
Hand selected piece for a customer this ...
Hand selected piece for a customer this morning. Stunning piece of 30mm thick slate for a hearth, going to be…
And next time...I'm coming back as a dog...
And next time…I’m coming back as a dog…. https://t.co/LxoEuIhuG7
It's a second pot of coffee before 9am t...
It’s a second pot of coffee before 9am type of morning…. https://t.co/RjQHXvnCzL
I made these! One day, they could be act...
I made these! One day, they could be actual slate hearths. I know, how chuffing exciting is that? https://t.co/q4crpzsEwL
French curves. Yes, really. ...
French curves. Yes, really. https://t.co/YgJD5luXlt
Who knew, after the best part of 40 year...
Who knew, after the best part of 40 years, that I’d actually find a use for “French curves” (yes, ooh…
The question now is...if I put something...
The question now is…if I put something on Twitter does it show on our FB page? I have no idea….
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https://t.co/uqg47jTQ3D
Ha! It only went and bloody well worked!...
Ha! It only went and bloody well worked! I am a genius! Now, who wants to buy some slate? Anybody?…
I am such a Luddite where FB is concerne...
I am such a Luddite where FB is concerned however I think I’ve just linked this page to our Twitter…
Final emails checked, answering machine ...
Final emails checked, answering machine on, let’s get the f out of here. Merry Christmas one and all! https://t.co/vFyqZ7lrNv
Customer: "I'm going to seal my slate he...
Customer: “I’m going to seal my slate hearth with WD-40”. Excellent we say, and you’ve got a log burner? Hmmm,…
Bored? Yes, us too. Why not read our lat...
Bored? Yes, us too. Why not read our latest eBay listing instead of eating your sad sandwich and having a…
Struggling to get any work done this mor...
Struggling to get any work done this morning because of this… https://t.co/SO9aVhkvTE
Hello world! Back to tweet for the first...
Hello world! Back to tweet for the first time in aaaaaaages! What new crap can we come up with today?…
Another happy sign customer! No, we don'...
Another happy sign customer! No, we don’t understand the wording either, but if they’re happy, we are. Custom made proper…
Beautiful slate in the warehouse this mo...
Beautiful slate in the warehouse this morning. In the last five minutes I’ve dragged my shin across the first lot,…
And a loooonnnnnggg narrow shelf with ho...
And a loooonnnnnggg narrow shelf with holes for lights. Lovely! https://t.co/7x6lDoWn9k
Not made a hearth quite like this before...
Not made a hearth quite like this before! https://t.co/WfjqbVXsMy
World's most practical vehicle. With 330...
World’s most practical vehicle. With 330bhp. https://t.co/dAv60E8LO4
We're biased, admittedly, but this parti...
We’re biased, admittedly, but this particular one is a right belter. 1500x750x30mm, cut to T shape, fettled edges and a…
Slate hearths. A load more custom cut on...
Slate hearths. A load more custom cut ones just arrived from our stonemasons and will all be out the door…
Always nice when customers share their p...
Always nice when customers share their pics of slate cills that we’ve supplied. Yes, I’ve dogged him about the garden…
Oh yes, Happy New Year!...
Oh yes, Happy New Year!
Got this pic from a customer over Christ...
Got this pic from a customer over Christmas, matching signs! https://t.co/MWkAQNenmB
Always nice to get the feedback from cus...
Always nice to get the feedback from customers: “really nice piece of slate, well chuffed with it”. Thanks Mathew! https://t.co/UbBfovbEx0
"Okay, stop selling slate and show me so...
“Okay, stop selling slate and show me some loving” https://t.co/F9bBlLT9Tw
Didn't happen. Although we did get one c...
Didn’t happen. Although we did get one customer who “had to get hold of a slate hearth on Wednesday, somehow!”…
It's going to happen today, I can feel i...
It’s going to happen today, I can feel it. “Can we have a slate hearth before Christmas?” Yep. Well, from…
Slate hearths, signs, and a bit of black...
Slate hearths, signs, and a bit of black stretch wrap…. https://t.co/pK9sf0toYM
We need to sell more slate so we can buy...
We need to sell more slate so we can buy Rocky a new bed. A bigger bed. https://t.co/moWfASxjS2
Friday afternoon slump for business owne...
Friday afternoon slump for business owner and trusty hound… https://t.co/WKONwZtTbL
When dealing with our Brazilian quarry o...
When dealing with our Brazilian quarry owner it’s always a pleasure to teach them new swear words. #cunninglinguist
Always a pleasure to offer the unique RV...
Always a pleasure to offer the unique RVS counselling service to our suppliers and customers….#notwopiecesofslatearealike
Another 12 hour shift at the virtual sla...
Another 12 hour shift at the virtual slate coalface complete. No, it doesn’t make sense, I know. Love my customers…
Right, f....it. Two days off. Portugal h...
Right, f….it. Two days off. Portugal here we come! We will still be answering calls, emails, tweets etc. But might…
Aaah, the fun of running several Twitter...
Aaah, the fun of running several Twitter accounts. This is the right one. Cock. https://t.co/YrQxg5Atz6
And not forgetting the little orders whi...
And not forgetting the little orders which matter so much, like a slate sign for customer Gary! https://t.co/PTIzxjudUF
Ever so slightly manic day here at Ribbl...
Ever so slightly manic day here at Ribble Valley Slate towers, slate ridges and hearths everywhere! https://t.co/nzqws5nkFz
So close to the biscuit...yet so far.......
So close to the biscuit…yet so far…. https://t.co/jYc3uKfiyo
On the subject of which, what's for tea?...
On the subject of which, what’s for tea?
But, my suspicions are a "pork based pro...
But, my suspicions are a “pork based processed food”……
I got a FB request from: ながえ あきこAny i...
I got a FB request from: ながえ あきこ Any ideas? Nope, me neither….
Revisiting this album today. Cant believ...
Revisiting this album today. Cant believe it’s 11 years old. #TomPetty https://t.co/3DlIEiYu9o
"Whyyyyy are you still working? Play wit...
“Whyyyyy are you still working? Play with me!” https://t.co/bw3rE7vAB5
We just bought a new domain: ...
We just bought a new domain: https://t.co/ytzzbfGfIm
Tom Petty all day for me. RIP. ...
Tom Petty all day for me. RIP. https://t.co/WSWGmfK2zs
We made a Facebook page, how exciting! S...
We made a Facebook page, how exciting! Stunningly original, you can find it at https://t.co/iMOsxS43DO It promises to be as…
And today's best phone call award goes t...
And today’s best phone call award goes to from customer Elizabeth who gave us the order because we were amusing…
Grey AND Graphite slate! Who knew? ...
Grey AND Graphite slate! Who knew? https://t.co/fBmGfwaDP9
35. My age? Sadly not. My IQ? Very likel...
35. My age? Sadly not. My IQ? Very likely. https://t.co/5RnLRkbnyE
Another one from the same batch, this ti...
Another one from the same batch, this time for a desk top. Just been rinsed off, hence the wet look.…
A rather splendid piece of slate we've c...
A rather splendid piece of slate we’ve cut for a hearth. Just look at those patterns! Call, email or send…
Customer "loves the sign". We do too Man...
Customer “loves the sign”. We do too Mandy, we do too. https://t.co/wguo2QeEFN
Quality. Now they're bad mouthing a trad...
Quality. Now they’re bad mouthing a trade customer who I know. Might have another coffee, see where this goes.
Service plans now. They don't make any m...
Service plans now. They don’t make any money out of them. They keep getting “stitched up”. Shame we can’t do…
FFS, shhh! I want to stick pins in my ey...
FFS, shhh! I want to stick pins in my eyes. Or ask them to run over me with a digger.…
It's pronounced "escalate". NOT esculate...
It’s pronounced “escalate”. NOT esculate. I could really help the use these morons. Maybe I could sell diggers next too?
We're now on warranty claims. Sounds lik...
We’re now on warranty claims. Sounds like they have a lot. I won’t be buying my next digger from them.
They've clearly spent too long around di...
They’ve clearly spent too long around diggers, that’s why THEY HAVE TO SHOUT AT EACH OTHER.
And generally bad mouth all their custom...
And generally bad mouth all their customers. VERY loudly. #professionals
Sat in a McDs listening to a very loud c...
Sat in a McDs listening to a very loud conversation between a bunch of excavation “reps” talking about a customer…
That's it. As you were. Okay, okay, one ...
That’s it. As you were. Okay, okay, one of the dog…. https://t.co/dGQxodBuAk
And here's a lovely couple of signs we d...
And here’s a lovely couple of signs we did this week, zzzzz….. https://t.co/5OwZoCrxAj
I know, tedious, but I'm bored! ...
I know, tedious, but I’m bored! https://t.co/ARI7WohFDc
Aaaand another.... ...
Aaaand another…. https://t.co/nfBMMouNZs
Too busy to keep posting these hearths g...
Too busy to keep posting these hearths going out but as a customer is running late, here you go… https://t.co/DxvGHVBy6b
Actually had a customer ask me to explai...
Actually had a customer ask me to explain the saying “I’ll go t’foot of our stairs” to him today #northener…
The lengths we will go to, to get a slat...
The lengths we will go to, to get a slate sign to a customer intact. #fingerscrossed https://t.co/3ZayqSW6VO
Thanks for the business Shirley, your he...
Thanks for the business Shirley, your hearth looks great! https://t.co/ksI2ADijRf